Ted: Lily, the downside to having giant japanese anime eyes is that the’re easy to read. And yours are screaming: “what about my trip to Spain, deadbeat?”Lily: Ok, Ted, the downside to having a woman mouth is your feminine pout gives away your true feelings. And yours is saying: “oh, zoey, why can’t I be on top just this once?” 

Ted: Lily, the downside to having giant japanese anime eyes is that the’re easy to read. And yours are screaming: “what about my trip to Spain, deadbeat?”
Lily: Ok, Ted, the downside to having a woman mouth is your feminine pout gives away your true feelings. And yours is saying: “oh, zoey, why can’t I be on top just this once?” 

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